Three trees a woodpecker Itis hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it but Here is one Two tall trees a birch and a beech are growing in the woods A small Tree begins to grow between them and the beech says to the birch Is That a son of a beech or a son of a birch The birch says he cannot Tell but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling The birch says Woodpecker you are a tr
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A married couple never fought not even once in 25 years of marriage A friend of the couple asked How is that even possible Husband replied Well we went to a ranch for our honeymoon While horse riding my wifes horse jumped and my wife fell off She got up and patted the horse and said This is your first time After a while it happened again and she said This is your second time And when it happened t
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HIM IM SORRY THOUGHT YOUD BE MORE ACCEPTING OF WHAT WE DO IN MY CULTURE HER DAMMIT GARY WERE FROM IOWA AND YOU DONT PEE IN SOMEONES BUTTHOLE
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