Today fucked up by saving my husband once thought my husband was falling out of bed so grabbed him tenderly cuddled into him and sweetly said Its okay darling Ive got you Thats what half asleep me thought was doing anyway In reality threw my palm onto his face like the Facehugger alien and screamed incoherently into his ear Also he wasnt falling out of bed
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Joseph Mitchell
Dani Grier Mulvenna B eoanctekGrier Ok but how does our daughter look like Woody Harreslon
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jojo9
DOG A FAKE HERO Pushes Children Into the Seine to Res cue Them and Win Beefsteaks Bpecial Corrspondence THENEW YORK TIMES
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Olivia Veqqie
Axl WrongCoast thot_crime spent a few minutes thinking this was a meme X Ray of the brain MRI of the brain MRA of the brain PET Scan of the brain
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John Paul
About to dig into my rat poison and diarrhea birthday cake
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