Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal Mart greeter a woman came in with her two kids Hearing her swear at them said Good morning welcome to Wal Mart Nice kids are they twins The mom answered Hell no they aint twins The oldest ones 9 and the other ones 7 Why would you think theyre twins Are you blind or stupid replied Im not blind or stupid just couldnt believe someone slept with you twice H
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Cop It appears youve been drinking Could you say the alphabet starting with M Me Malphabet
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HAS TWO MEANINGS Foreer Everyrrin AND Run OR Face Evervriing Anp Rise THE CHOICE IS YOURS
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Shed be clenching my tongue He was eating my pssy from the back his nose accidentally touched my butthole so clenched my cheeks said got your nose aint seen him since
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