Vo 1ol NERETgTef oIa 1o his wife and says Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking Bedtime comes around the husband starts getting amorous Wife says Im not starting the old washing machine for such a small load Youll have to do it by hand
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Agni Gauss
Lo CERIT L CIACS _ Strandjunker need someone to explain to me why Al Franken had to resign for a o CHelglel e RalcRole QYL N ol 0l RAlE was a senator but the elected officials who participated in or encouraged the capitol riots are allowed to stay in government Explain it to me like Imin kindergarten
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Agni Gauss
Me Is about to leave a bench Person Sits next to me Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so dont hurt the persons feelings
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John Paul
And not another tree close by
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jojo9
Stops cuddling her and turns my back loXeoReXS SOl Her
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Mark Manson
This is all good until the airbag malfunctions from moisture damage and your passenger takes a cactus through the face at 300 mph
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