WAKING UP AN HOUR BEFORE YOUR ALARM AW YEAH MORE SLEEP WAKING UP IVE NEVER BEEN MORE FOUR HOURS BEFORE AWAKE IN MY LIFE YOUR ALARM
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lee denure
A hillbilly is sitting in a bar drinking when a woman sidles up next to him Youre cute says the woman do you want to go back to my place and have some nasty sex You bet exclaims the hillbilly But have to tell you Im a virgin Ive always been scared because my mom told me that women have sharp teeth between their legs and sometimes they bite Dont worry the woman says and the WO N TF To B o Tl o M g
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lee denure
AN o S ES R o Ted To WUTo M o VA WoT10 o 0 1p New York on a dark night The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something The driver screams loses control of the car nearly hits a bus drives up on the sidewalk and stops inches from a Y geos RV gle eV2 g e AYZI gT1 00 M oo i g 1g o Mle o ks ever do that again You scared the daylights out of me The passenger apologized and says he di
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Jacob Junior
MUSIC LOVER OR NAW
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jojo9
L THE CONSTITUTION IS NOT A LIVING ORGANISM ITS A LEGAL DOCUMENT AND IT SAYS WHAT IT SAYS AND DOESNT SAY WHAT IT DOESNT SAY ANTONIN SCALIA
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