went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket As was about to leave thought to myself that if fell off the bicycle the bottle would break So drank all the Scotch before cycled home It turned out to be a very good decision because fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home
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Ryann McEnany RyannMcEnany Under the Biden Administration unvaccinated truck drivers are losing their jobs while unvaccinated illegal immigrants are welcomed into the country with open arms Dont forget what this is really about
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