When you and your homie sleep at different ends of the bed so you dont accidently cuddle
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Two guys in their mid twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer One of the guys remarks to the other Boy you look really tired His friend replies Dude Im exhausted my girlfriend wants sex all the time three four sometimes even six times a night She wakes me up at all hours just dont know what to do A fellow in his seventies is sitting a few bar stools down from them overhears their conversation
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My wife just found out that shes adopted and she is devastated She kept asking Why didnt they want me comforted her and after a while she asked CR N G EVC GIVER Jo T T which led to more tears On reflection banging her from behind and shouting WHOS YOUR DADDY was a little G M
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