With this shiny rock harvested from the guts of the Earth by a child at gun point will you sign a government contract with me that you can get out of anytime A thousand times Yes
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Sophia Rich
Hey Today 1213 PM m AVASATTA VA 0 You ignore my text for 24 hours but reply to Im horny in 134 seconds Im horny Ihis i1s called entrapment and its illegal
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Agni Gauss
Anna Joseph babyy_loaf a Yesterday saw a girl walking around with a sweatshirt that said Malibu and thought damn shes an alcoholic until remembered its a place and am in fact the alcoholic
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Jeremy Jordan
Cam cameron_kasky learned you can sue somebody for loss of enjoyment of life and have a fucking LIST
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Anthony Miller
N EYATE W EF1eoeo was writing alone at a bar and this guy comes up to me stops at a 1 olTea i VI Mo ISy eTaTolWPTa o K T VA T U ES WETa1To o XedalTod Qo g KToz 1No i R 0 how open you are to talking to a drunk stranger Im waiting for i TaTo 7 10 W ol o VAT V IS L 2 Y you alone A immaculate vibes
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