woke up am breathing My legs are moving My heart is beating My future is bright what more can say Thank you Jesus
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3 drunk guys enterd a taxi The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine turned it off again Then said We have reached your destination The 1st guy gave him money the 2nd guy said Thank you The 3rd guy slapped the driver The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did But then he asked What was that for The 3rd guy replied Control your speec next time you nearly
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Late one night Jack takes a shortcut through the cemetry Hearing a tapping sound he becomes scared and quickens his pace The tapping gets louder and Jack is now scared out of his wits Then he notices a man chiselling a tombstone Thank goodness Jack says to the man You gave me a fright of my life Why are you working so late They spelt my name wrong
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