A man tells a receptionist, "I'm here about my issues with premature ejaculation." The receptionist replies, "Your appointment is not for another hour." The man looks disappointed, and the receptionist then says, "You came too early."
SALUTE #TerrenceKWilliams President Trump just announced Dr. Erica Schwartz — former Deputy Surgeon General and retired Rear Admiral in the U.S. Public Health Service — as the new Director of the CDC.
I told a medical intake person I was born in 66.
Her: Was that 1966?
Me: No 1866. Was born right after the Civil War and I'm 160 years old. That's why I need to schedule an appointment with the doctor.
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