Joanna Hardy @Joanna_Hardy Good morning to everyone except my partner who, at 2am, mid-dream, sat bolt upright in bed and terrifyingly shouted into the dark: "Will there be a buffet?"
McDonald's just opened a full buffet in Las Vegas. Unlimited nuggets, fries, burgers and breakfast 24 hours a day. Complete with a McCafe bar and the ice cream machines are always broken.
So I went to this Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet, and while the owner, he got pissed. I mean, he was rude, though. He'd come out every hour. Every hour? What are you doing every hour? How long are you there for? Son of a bitch still here! Look, he got dead! He's here for an hour! He sounds like my uncle. No, no, come here! Here 4 hour!!! You so big!!!
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