I hit the floor this morning, fist clenched, ready to fight. Stared down that mirror, said today's the day I get it right. Life tried to break me, knock me flat a time or two. But this old country soul still got fire running through. Daddy's voice still echoes, son, you don't stay down long. So I squared my shoulders and I sang this comeback song.
One of the best comebacks ever. You know what, your mouth kinda reminds me of like a person from Whoville. Because your like lip is not there. I can't help that. No, I know you can't, but like, it's just like Whoville... Body shaming is fine until it's all about the weight, right? Here comes the comments.
best comeback of the year issa mami @PiaSoPetty Fat girls who wear crop tops be looking like winnie the pooh. crybaby @araslanian_ I would lose weight and look good in a crop top if I walked the distance between your eyebrows. Michael Vic BIIIIITCH!!!! I JUST HOLLERED 😂😂😂😂
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