Things Old Guys Say 1. Newflash buddy 2. What's the damage? 3. Y'ellow (on the phone) 4. See ya later alligator 5. Look what the cat dragged in 6. You and what army? 7. Hate to burst your bubble 8. Lemme sneak past ya 9. No more mister nice guy 10. Don't mind if I do 11. Nice blinker 12. Ready to rock and roll? 13. It's not the heat, it's the humid