Things Old Guys Say
1. Newflash buddy
2. What's the damage?
3. Y'ellow (on the phone)
4. See ya later alligator
5. Look what the cat dragged in
6. You and what army?
7. Hate to burst your bubble
8. Lemme sneak past ya
9. No more mister nice guy
10. Don't mind if I do
11. Nice blinker
12. Ready to rock and roll?
13. It's not the heat, it's the humid
Mom's Favorite Sayings
1. What part of no don't you understand?
2. I don’t care who started it!
3. Money doesn’t grow on trees.
4. Your face is going to freeze like that.
5. Your hands are not broken.
6. Beds are made for sleeping, not jumping.
7. No one said life is fair.
8. Eat your vegetables.
9. I don’t know is NOT an answer.
10. Because I said
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