If you remember your mom's right arm instantly shooting across your chest every time she hit the brakes hard, you know what the original car seatbelt felt like.
I TOLD MY MOM THE COOKIES ON THE STOVE THAT SHE ATE WAS EDIBLES. Ma. What? You ate all those cookies on the stove? Yes, the fuck I did. Why? Why are you getting so mad? Those are edibles, ma. Is that the fucking reason why I'm walking around here all lost in the fucking sauce, bitch? I ate about 12 of them motherfuckers. Why would you eat all of th
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