Dan is a man with a plan. I'm looking for a very tall gf to reach the cookies, or a very small gf I can lift up to get the cookies. Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13 OR a very very large gf to lift me to get the cookies. Medium will not do.
The only way to make her understand
Hey, hold on before you use this. Hold on, hold on. What are you doing? What are you doing? What? What the f... Calm down. You just cut my freaking hair! Yeah? I can't eat these now! Exactly! Shave yourself every once in a while.
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