The only way to make her understand
Hey, hold on before you use this. Hold on, hold on. What are you doing? What are you doing? What? What the f... Calm down. You just cut my freaking hair! Yeah? I can't eat these now! Exactly! Shave yourself every once in a while.
I love my mom, but she is savage. š
[Image of cookies and text message]
Mom: I baked chocolate chip cookies for your girlfriend
Me: Mom š
Me: That's sweet but she's not my girlfriend
Me: It's just a date
Mom: Listen. You show up with warm chocolate chip cookies and she's gonna forget you drive a 2004 Honda Civic.
Warning, the following video might be too white for black people. Viewer discretion advised. I surprised my neighbors with paw print cookies. They're obsessed with dogs, so I figured this would be perfect. I made my signature sugar cookie dough and had my dog Lulu step right on them for that realistic paw print effect, baked them in the oven, and
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![I love my mom, but she is savage. š
[Image of cookies and text message]
Mom: I baked chocolate chip cookies for your girlfriend
Me: Mom š
Me: That's sweet but she's not my girlfriend
Me: It's just a date
Mom: Listen. You show up with warm chocolate chip cookies and she's gonna forget you drive a 2004 Honda Civic.](https://cdn.memestoday.fun/data/upload/Gro9UG05D.jpg)
