Joseph Mitchell

SHOULD MEN PAY FOR FIRST DATES? HERE'S THE BILL. HOW WOULD YOU? SEPARATE CHECKS PLEASE. WAIT WHAT SEPARATE? ARE YOU CRAZY? FIRST OF ALL, YOUR PHONE NINETY. ORDERING A CRAZY. FIRST DATE. AND YOU EXPECT. HERE. NIGHT MISS. Here's the bill, sir. How would you like to pay? Separate checks, please. Wait, what? Separate? Are you crazy? No, first of all, y