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avatar Jeremy Jordan

Excuse me, sir. Do you know the best way to dispose of a dead body? Yeah. How's that? Uh, what I would do is I would, uh, wrap it up in a black bag and put asbestos on it. And I'd take it to the city dump, and then they will, they'll come out and they'll dig a big hole and they'll put it in there and I'll think it's asbestos and cover it up. And th

avatar Joseph Mitchell

Roll him over. No, not him. How do you know? Because every time we were with him, people would say, 'There's John with the two assholes.'

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