Bill Margold — Pornography Historian; Richard Scheerman — Shredded Cheese Authority; Jackson Galaxy — Cat Behavior Consultant; Eric Ostrow — Smarter Expert; Alan Moore — Writer/ Wizard/ Mall Santa/ HadslPin Impersonator; Dr. Bernie Peyton — Bear biologist and paper??; Russell Kleinbach — Bride Kidnapping Expert; Deb Ashman — 6-Layer Dip Maker; Stan