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avatar Joseph Mitchell
WHEN I DIE I DON'T WANT ANYBODY AT MY FUNERAL... I WILL COME TO VISIT YOU.

WHEN I DIE I DON'T WANT ANYBODY AT MY FUNERAL... I WILL COME TO VISIT YOU.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
When I die, I want a crank on the side of my casket that plays the jack in the box song ... just to see who has the guts to turn it !!!

When I die, I want a crank on the side of my casket that plays the jack in the box song ... just to see who has the guts to turn it !!!

avatar John Paul

This is not how funerals are supposed to be. Oh! Oh, no! What in the world? Move on! This was her final wish. We respected it. Now just move on! Oh. So waxy. She looks lovely. Thank you. Whoa!

avatar Jeremy Jordan

When I die, the first one of y'all son of a bitches that gets up at my funeral and goes to saying how good of a person I was and I always had something positive to say, was just the best person to be around. I'm haunting your asses 'cause you're fucking lying. I'm an asshole most of the time and I know it. Don't get up there lying about me. Hell, I

avatar Agni Gauss
EVERYONE AT MY FUNERAL GETS A STUN GUN. THE LAST PERSON STANDING GETS ALL MY STUFF.

EVERYONE AT MY FUNERAL GETS A STUN GUN. THE LAST PERSON STANDING GETS ALL MY STUFF.

avatar Charlie Chocolate

Zohran Mamdani was given his rightful place at a soldier's funeral in New York, in the fourth row with no speaking part. It's customary for the New York mayor to come and speak at a fallen service member's funeral, but Army Sergeant Angel Rampersad's family didn't want him to speak because they didn't want it to become overly political. But the gov

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