Why do you masturbate? Women: Because I'm excited, Because I'm alone, I don't want to go sleep yet. Men: I was just scratching my balls and... oh well.
Because men's brains are different than ours. So women will spend our whole lives being like, what is he thinking? Nothing! There's nothing up there. And I don't mean that in a mean way. Men have built bridges and other stuff. But if you're thinking, does he see a future with me? He cannot spell tomorrow. Okay, so it's not going to happen. And wome
12 Things Men Do Differently To Women
NICKNAMES
-If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
-If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.
EATING OUT
-When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even thou
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