WHEN VISITING MY HOUSE, PLEASE REMEMBER:
I live here, you don’t. A sniff test is mandatory. If you don’t want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. Chances are, my parents like me a lot more than they like you. To most people, I’m just a dog, but for my parents, I’m their baby, and they love and spoil me like one.
IF YOU ARE NICE TO ME,