My girlfriend forces me to go on morning walks at 5 AM π Guys, help. So my girlfriend has recently decided that 5 AM morning walks are her new personality. Every single day she wakes up like a motivational speaker, opens the curtains like it's a movie scene, and goes βLET'S GO FOR A WALK π πβ Meanwhile I'm fighting for my life, half-dead, questioni
Look babe, the neighbor still kisses his wife before he goes to work in the morning. Why don't you do that? Why don't I kiss the neighbor's wife? Oh my gosh, babe, I don't even know her. I mean, looking, I guess. I could ask, but only for you. I'll be back. No, no.
Morning Prayer February 17, 2026 Good morning, Lord! Today is a new day, a chance for a new start. Yesterday is gone and with any regrets, mistakes or failures I may have experienced. Thank you for this day, Lord, a new opportunity to love, give and be all that you want me to be. Amen! SHARE=AMEN
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