Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas. Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt. Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this. Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns. Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever