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avatar Mark Manson
If you want to know the past/present/future then open up your bibles...not a Time Machine. Everything you need to know to prepare you in this life and in the next is in there. The truth will hit you like a bucket of cold water in your sleep but you will be glad in your suffering. (Image shows a 'Time Machine' dial with 'PAST', 'PRESENT', 'FUTURE',

If you want to know the past/present/future then open up your bibles...not a Time Machine. Everything you need to know to prepare you in this life and in the next is in there. The truth will hit you like a bucket of cold water in your sleep but you will be glad in your suffering. (Image shows a 'Time Machine' dial with 'PAST', 'PRESENT', 'FUTURE',

avatar Jacob Junior
Girls with the time machine: I am your granddaughter. Really? Boys with the time machine: Buy 128GB of DDR5 RAM. Thanks.

Girls with the time machine: I am your granddaughter. Really? Boys with the time machine: Buy 128GB of DDR5 RAM. Thanks.

avatar Sophia Rich
Why are you building a time machine? You'll see. Will you be my boyfriend? No.

Why are you building a time machine? You'll see. Will you be my boyfriend? No.

avatar John Paul
MUSIC IS THE REAL TIME MACHINE. IT CAN TAKE YOU BACK AS FAR AS YOU WANNA GO.

MUSIC IS THE REAL TIME MACHINE. IT CAN TAKE YOU BACK AS FAR AS YOU WANNA GO.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

What is it? It's one of those things they talk into. You mean a phone? Whatever it's called. It's called a phone and that's not a phone. I think it's a phone. And I think you're a nitwit. Your mother's a nitwit. What did you say? Ow! Ow! Stop that! What you guys looking at? A phone. I'm going to kill you. Why don't you just push the button? Yeah, g

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