I like candy. You have summoned me from the lamp. I grant you three wishes. I wish you had legs. Why, thank you for using one of your wishes on me. I wish you were paralyzed from the waist down. What?! *screaming* I wish you weren't a genie. What?! What have you done? I like candy.
will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit. What? I have to give you my soul? Are you kidding? I have to give you my soul? Alison? I wish that I were married to Alison... and that I were very rich and very powerful. because this man took a pound of flour or sugar. I'll never have to look at your disgusting face again! You asked for rich and p
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