The moment when God realized the Chevy Corvette would need gasoline to run
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Gaie Houston
Want some bacon? No, man, I don't eat pork. Are you Jewish? No, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Why not? Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good. Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know, because I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs
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Agni Gauss
I will let you touch one boob. Both boobs. Just one. Touch and squeeze. Just touch. Touch and motorboob. Just touch. Honka honka. Barney. Just touch. Just touch. For one hour. For one second. 20 minutes, both boobs. 30 seconds, one boob. 4 minutes, both boobs, 3 squeezes. 1 minute, both boobs, 1 squeeze. Deal.
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ROFL
Thank you.
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Olivia Veqqie
Dad, I'm going to the gym. Yeah, Dad is going to the gym. Wow, I'm so proud of you. Thank you for being proud of me. I'm proud of you too.
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