Oh, what's this? Not today, Sherry. I saw you catch me sleeping on a Saturday, Sherry. Not today. Unbelievable, I tell you. Sneaky neighbors trying to mow grass before me. Sherry, you missed a spot. And the victory strip. Suck it, Sherry. Oh, shit.
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Joseph Mitchell
Arnie, stop chewing on the line. Hi! Hi, Gilbert! Gilbert, I told you. Your brother can't keep biting through utility lines. He won't, Jerry. I promise. Arnie, stop playing with the curtain. Don't you yell at him, Gilbert! He's your brother! You have to take care of your brother! Yeah, Gilbert! You have to take care of your brother!
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Sophia Rich
Who else are you? What's yours? I'm actually afraid of sperm in places it's not supposed to be. I'm a forensic scientist. You're a forensic scientist? Yes. So, but where is it? I find it in really weird places and I feel like it's everywhere and it freaks me out. I think you should have your couch checked out. You're good, you're good. Well, actua
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Вот как их одевать можно? Расскажите мне, пожалуйста, кто-нибудь. Подожди, еще пойдем на уличку. На уличку холодно, сейчас шапочку будем одевать. Ты что? Сейчас пойдем на уличку. На уличку пойдешь? Пойдешь? Ах ты, сучка. На уличку пойдем сейчас гулять. Шапочку надо одеть. Это все равно холодно на уличке. Вытянули гулять.
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