No man alive is allowed to lay on top of my fucking daughter. Oh, you should consider that. I don't want to consider it. And you go get in the truck. Your Friday night's over. Eddie! Get in the truck! Call me tomorrow. Oh, don't you fucking dare call her tomorrow. In my defense, she's pretty hard to say no to. Noted. But I still want to kill you.
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Sophia Rich
I believe that he's gay. Ask how he identifies. How do you identify? Actually, I identify as... Oh, here we go. It's that long plethora of... Oh, my God. Wait for it. I will. Let me get a chair.
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She's so kissable, huggable, lovable, unbelievable She's a man full of anything and everything a man
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Pérez que te ponen, voy a volar, voy a volar, pérez que te ponen, pérez que te ponen.
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