Goddamn man, these motherfuckers gave me this goddamn dog for free. I'm trying to find out how to speak Spanish. Come here, snack. Vente. Sent the tape. Dama lamento. Dama lamento. Move.
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Joseph Mitchell
Four-time WNBA All-Star, Brittany Hicks is here. Give it up for Brittany, everybody. I'm joking around. That's my friend's wife. I knew none of you knew WNBA players. That's crazy. You clap for that.
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Jeremy Jordan
He negotiates at the ATM. He tips with coupons, then asks for change. He doesn't celebrate Christmas, but he installs a parking meter on his roof, just in case. After his meal arrived, the waiter comes over and asks, Is anything alright? He still clips the ridges off coins, just to stay up on his skill set. He's already suing this channel. When hi
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Mark Manson
Mr. Krabs, start digging in your pine tree.
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John Paul
a win is a win a win is a win I don't care which I'm
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