Just so you know, Mom, I am about to do something that is very, very big, very important. When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud.
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Mark Manson
Hey, Marlene, how old are you? 79 and count. Why? I got a buddy of mine around your age I think you might like. You think all old people are soulmates? Hey, if you want to sit around making ice cubes, be my guest. Be 79 years old and picky. Fine. Set me up, Cupid. Everything looks so good. I'd go for the corn and the cob, but I didn't bring my goo
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Sophia Rich
y y y tu no pudiste echarme nada más vaygón tuviste que quemarme rapa tu ma
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Agni Gauss
...and it's part two weeks. Okay. ...because I can't. I can't be here. Okay. Oh, hey. Can I help you? Uh, yeah, um, I'm here to drop something off for someone. Hey, Jesse, my man. Cree, no, what the hell? Yeah, I mean, what's up with these cameras? These kids are so freaks. I know, I know. Hey, my crystal meth got here, guys. No, it's not...
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