To my ever-loving wife, during the last year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I succeeded 36 times. This averages once every 10 days, and the following is a list of reasons why I did not succeed. We will wake your mother, 7 times. It's too hot, 15 times. It's too cold, 3 times. I'm too tired, 19 times. It's too late, 16 times. It's
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Isabella Lewis
Thank you.
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Olivia Veqqie
Please, please, have, have, the, the, red. Red. Say it slowly like that. Howie, can, I, have, the, red. You have to put a please in there. Please, can I have, the, red. Yes, yes, please, can I have.
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Olivia Veqqie
20 bucks, trophies, fly off the rim like Kobe Flyin' to cool when I'm Florida This shit blowin' in my phone, I'm ignorin' it Bend those wings, can't come shake the boom, boom, boom Bride or groom, boy still married to the still Saw the G on the class, lil' momma finna shake some I got this cash, she wants the chance
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