Всё! Ха-ха! Конец! Конец бедной жизни нахрен! Всё!
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ROFL
Вот что по-настоящему ранит кошачье сердце. Эти вещи делают их грустными и одинокими. Во-первых, нельзя их бить. Кошки не понимают наказания, как люди. Вместо осознать и исправиться, они просто начинают бояться вас и теряются. Второе – крик. Повышать голос – это не метод. Вы просто пугаете их, а не объясняете, что случилось. Для них вы просто стал
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Agni Gauss
Can men get pregnant? Oh, I am. You're pregnant? You are? Yeah. How about a congratulations? Instead of laughing at me, you could say, like, congrats or something. Congratulations. I'm sorry. Thank you. I appreciate it. Now, how far along are you? Two weeks. How do you know you're pregnant after two weeks? My stomach's been growling more than usua
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Patricia Lee
I'm really sorry what I didn't call you because my dad was so pissed and he turned off my internet. Oh yeah, internet. Actually, internet. You're fucking Russian bitch. Yo bro, where do you want to go and eat? Ah, wherever man, wherever. Come on, suggest some places. Don't be like that. I don't know man, maybe we could go to KFC or McDonald's. Ah,
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