If you felt ill, what would you do? Go to bed. But before bed? Take the clothes off. You would go to the doctor's? No, no, doctor. Doctor killed my uncle in Madrid. Really? Si. My uncle? He has pain in the chest. He goes to the doctor. Doctor, he lips and I say, all right, ten minutes later in the street, my uncle, finito. What a heart attack. Wha
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Patricia Lee
Oh, you're going after him. Oh, he's cracking too. I'm going to hurt ya. I'm going to hurt ya. Yeah. Oh, oh! Oh! You better knock the fuck out, boy! Knock the fuck out!
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Zoe ZZZ
Kids are hella crazy, man. This is a whole skunk, LMAO. Come on, Bobby. I think we got a hamster. Just got a white tail. Kind of smell funny. That's a motherfucking skunk. Bless your mom. We got a hamster.
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