A hundred and one dollars for Mario Kart World? With free roam, Mr. Squidward! With free roam!
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Joseph Mitchell
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Mark Manson
Are you single? No. How long have you had a man? Five years. How long have you had a baby? He's almost two. Was it with him or with somebody else? Him. So how much does he have to make to take care of you and your daughter? Um, at least a thousand a month. A thousand a month? No, you know, groceries, car insurance, diapers, lights. Now how much wo
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Anthony Miller
What do you mean? Son of a bitch! Oh no, my mom, my dad.
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Gaie Houston
You can't stop me! I'm Goliath!
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Isabella Lewis
You want me to fight the chicken? I will literally suck your dick right now.
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