am an ordained priest of the Catholic Church
I'm an ordained priest of the Catholic Church. My official title is father. Well, that's not fair. I had to get my wife pregnant to get that title. Very funny. There's nothing funny about it. Have you seen my wife? You're no fucking father, Casey. I am a father, and according to the Archdiocese of the Tri-County area, I'm your fucking father. You'
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Mark Manson
You're denying my claim? Oh, I don't understand. I have full coverage. I'm sorry, Mrs. Hoganson, but our liability is spelled out in paragraph 17. I didn't pay for this. Excuse me. Claims, Bob Parr. Excuse me. Where were we? I'm on fixed income. And if you can't help me, I don't know what I'll do. All right, listen closely.
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Anthony Miller
HOV3 e go on your first
That's prickly, watch out for that. Ow! I told you! I didn't know what prickly meaning.
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Olivia Veqqie
Exactly what we're looking for in this goodwill. Hey! Ow! Now! Ow! Now? Probably. I was not trying to do that, I swear to God. Then why was a goth on the ground? Because we were trying to place it and he put it down, I swear to God.
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Gaie Houston
How many times can I catfish the same guy on tinder? Argyle? Y-yeah? I'm so excited for this date. I'm Lexi, I'm so excited to meet you. Nope, I'm not doing this, man. You're not doing this? Nope. We could have had a wonderful date. Have a day. I'll see you later. I hope that Argyle is excited for his next date with Aubrey. What's up? It's me, Aub
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Gaie Houston
Tell me the most ghetto thing you've got in your crib. I'ma start. Okay. You gotta turn the fucking shower on. Not that one. There we go.
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