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avatar Anthony Miller

Are you okay? Uh, yeah, I'm fine. I'm really sorry. Uh, I don't want to take care of the mustard, but I'm kind of in the middle of something. Yeah, so do you. All right. Hey! I wasn't enjoying that hot dog or anything, please. No one even worry, I'm... Uh, Nick? This is for Nicky. Thanks! Oh.

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avatar Patricia Lee

Babe, are you sure you don't want Dr. Schaaf to crack your back? He's the best chiropractor in the valley. Nah, I'm good. I don't believe in chiropractors. Alright, I'm gonna crack your back in three, two, one. Oh, Dr. Schaaf. How'd that feel? So good. There's no way it felt that good. Now I'm gonna need you to turn over here. Yep, that's it. Fant

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avatar jojo9

That's not so bad. I can fix that if you like. I would. Thank you. If you give me a lift. I'm only going as far as Blackfoot Falls. The truck's out there. I'll be much obliged. Thank you. Just so you know, I don't pick up hitchhikers. I didn't have my thumb out.

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avatar Gaie Houston

No way buddy. No fucking way. You cannot use the double gulp cup for the fucking slurpee. This right here. This is slurpee cup.

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avatar Anthony Miller

Do you trust Trump's national security team to keep our war plans top secret? Do you trust your mother every night to fix your hot pockets and make sure your Gameboy is turned on?

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