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Eighteen at a house party, girl's talking to me, we're wasted. Time to go to the lab station, say she wants to wait until morning, so she can remember it. Woke up in the morning next to her, she's already awake, watching the news or something. Start making out, she's moaning, says, what the fuck, in a terrified voice. Holy fuck, my dad works there
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Jeremy Jordan
Excuse me ma'am, did you drop your purse? Oh, thank you! No problem. Your necklace. Where did you get that? When I was a kid, my best friend gave this to me. But he disappeared on a hiking trip. Most people say he probably got eaten by a bear. By a bear? Kevin? Nah, I'm Jay. I found this in a pile of bear poop. My friend Kevin definitely got...
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Patricia Lee
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Agni Gauss
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Gaie Houston
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Hello. Hi, it's 2107. This is a little cutie pie. I'm TJ. I miss the other cutie pie. Oh, this is Charlie. She's my baby sister. Well, isn't she the most precious thing in the whole world? My mom's at the hospital, so I'm looking after her. Keep the change. Are you sure? This is almost a $20 tip. What was your mom being in the hospital and all? Wh
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