But did you know that here in America, our cutters are so clean that people actually
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Isabella Lewis
The reason that, you know, I sleep with so many guys is because it's the only time I can really feel validation from a man. I mean, my dad told me every single day until he died that I was a failure of a daughter. So you're getting closure by proving your father's point. This is Dr. Victor Blaine, a therapist with a one-star rating on Yelp, which
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Olivia Veqqie
If they set that android free it will be the end of all of us! NOOOOO! NOOOOO!
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Olivia Veqqie
gonna be the easiest 50 bucks you're ever gonna make. Johnny here tells me you ate 48 White Castle burgers all in one city. Cheeseburgers. I don't believe it. What a week if you believe it. What's the record here for hot dogs? 18. Fat Paulie. I wasn't lippin' on that contest. What contest? I was hungry. It was that simple. Hapacino. With toppings.
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jojo9
Oh no... It's a goddamn Buick Regal. We're saved. I'm sucked. F*** me. You asshole! I can't believe you never told me. Here I am, looking for our golden ticket, it's been draped over your balls this whole time! Miles... Let me see that beautiful bastard, I wanna kiss it. Miles, come on, man. Just a tip, alright? Just like this. Totally non-gay. Mi
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Jeremy Jordan
I'm bout to go to Taco Bell and get me a ba- YAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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