Can I get you a cup of coffee? Well, it's already 10 o'clock in the morning. You don't drink coffee at 10 o'clock in the morning where I come from. I'll take a cold beer instead. Perhaps something to eat? You know, come to think of it, my stomach is rumbling a little bit. I'll have another cold beer.
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Sophia Rich
16. Hit me. 20. Hit me. 20 and a half. Hit me. 20.504. Hit me. Almost a free sandwich. Hit me. A's in everything but math. Hit me. B-I-N-G. Hit me. A Mickey Mantle rookie card in near mint condition. Hit me. Grandma's pasta sauce missing one secret ingredient. Hit me. Heartfelt birthday greetings from an ex. Hit me. Reverse!
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Zoe ZZZ
Give me a bottle of anything and a glazed donut to go.
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Mark Manson
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Jacob Junior
Up up up. Be careful man. Those cookies make you want to fuck dudes.
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ROFL
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Я вас любил, вы можете еще быть поздно, Чувствуя моей луга повисто всем, Но пусть она вас больше, Я и хочу печалить вас, печал. Пушки, молодец! Клеит парус, акиноре голубого, Что кинуло край. Для ромата? Сижу залежу. Хулиган, хулиган.
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