Can men get pregnant? Oh, I am. You're pregnant? You are? Yeah. How about a congratulations? Instead of laughing at me, you could say, like, congrats or something. Congratulations. I'm sorry. Thank you. I appreciate it. Now, how far along are you? Two weeks. How do you know you're pregnant after two weeks? My stomach's been growling more than usua
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I'm really sorry what I didn't call you because my dad was so pissed and he turned off my internet. Oh yeah, internet. Actually, internet. You're fucking Russian bitch. Yo bro, where do you want to go and eat? Ah, wherever man, wherever. Come on, suggest some places. Don't be like that. I don't know man, maybe we could go to KFC or McDonald's. Ah,
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We'll be right back.
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Sweet dreams are made of the years, who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something Some of them want to use you, some of them want to get used by you
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It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-D
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No handles Never put your slides on it Switching angles Ooh, we gon' play the light We'll know what it is
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