Real things Ive heard as a Paramedic
hey look there s something better to be doing than keith what s there s an emergency right now are you having an emergency right now no the moonstone else s having an emergency and you re in your stuff in your face that s what this radio scored they tell us where we have to go for emergence but you don t think that we just ride around and look for people to tos
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Anthony Miller
if you speak a little italian they like to help you they kind of got to kick out of me in france you have to speak french perfectly i stayed on a nice hotel in france and i was like excuse me do you know how i can get breakfast in the you know what i m saying you re a bastard you re watching see it in an english where s breakfast
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Mark Manson
okay so take a hoodie and put on backwards and then put your cat in there
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Olivia Veqqie
to prison so let s go ahead and shove her own up in there oh i got it all over my hands everything on this countertop is now flammable cheers
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Charlie Chocolate
there s a challenge you walk down the stairs you skip the stuff with this thingy you gotta look at my toes looking man we can see all right so i m on i m on
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