Did somebody tell me why Central Park even exists? Sure, it's scenic, but it's all fake. Every inch of it was man-made. Not to mention it sticks out like a sore green thumb in the heart of New York City. Let's eliminate it and replace it with something that we actually need. An 843-acre, state-of-the-art, parking lot. New York City is notorious fo
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Gaie Houston
I like you. I like you too. How much? This much. That's a lot. How much do you like me? This much. I was hoping for more. Why's that? Because I'm not looking for someone who likes me this much. I'm looking for someone who likes me this much. So, what do we do? It doesn't matter. Now that I know how much you like me, this conversation will end in d
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Olivia Veqqie
You wake up as Adam-E for a week. What's the first thing you're doing? I'm fucking invincible!
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Charlie Chocolate
you got a text from semen gang oh yeah that's a group chat can you read it to me okay rainbow diddle said who's driving tonight to which cumyan yeah that's danny replied i can fit five people in my car if two people sit on each other's lap caesar said me please oh my gosh i'm not repeating that um straight max said i volunteer i volunteer as tribu
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Isabella Lewis
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Olivia Veqqie
What would you do if you saw me at the red light, and I honked my horn at you, and we made eye contact, and I said to you, What's up, baby girl? What would you say?
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