Прямо скажи мне, ничем он так истинно, красиво, невероятно, рядом с тобой.
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Jacob Junior
There is only four ways to get rich, kid. Four, that's it. One, inherit it. That ain't happening for you. Two, you steal it. You do not have, my friend, the patience, the power, or quite honestly, the intellect to steal anything of substance and keep it still. Three, work really, really fucking hard. Okay.
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Olivia Veqqie
I'm just seeing this guy in the parking lot. He's so cute. I'm gonna ask him if he's a Christian. Hey, are you a Christian? Yeah, I am. Are you a Christian too? Yeah! What denomination are you? I'm a Mormon!
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John Paul
instead of fried chicken eat grilled chicken, instead of candy eat grilled chicken, instead of soda drink grilled chicken, instead of chips eat air-popped grilled chicken, instead of milk chocolate eat grilled chicken, Instead of fried fish eat grilled chicken. instead of white pasta eat grilled chicken
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ROFL
Open. God damn! You okay? Open your milk. Open your milk. Open your milk. Open your milk. Open your milk.
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