This man is stuck inside a thermos. Yeah, you're right. Stuck on that tight. What's in the thermos? I mean, my dick. About that, but... It's starting to hurt, and I gotta take a piss. You know what? That might be our best bet. What? Urinate. In my dinner. Dude, it's still warm. You're not still planning on eating that, are you? Well, yeah. Waste n
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Zoe ZZZ
My eyes aren't too slow, 40's starting to release off the soul, I can go From the screen, to the ring, to the pen, to the key, where's my crown?
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Agni Gauss
So whistle while you work, whistle while you work It's easy to get through it when we do it hand in hand So catch that merry tune I'll take it When work is fun, the work gets done in half the time you plan
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Gaie Houston
Thank you.
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Sophia Rich
You worked at All-American Burger. Seven months ago. Uh, I knew it. Why don't you get a job, Spicoli? What for? You need money. All I need are some tasty waves, cool buzz, and I'm fine. Thanks. Can I use your bathroom? Yeah, go ahead. All right. First door on the left. Wait, like up this round? First door on the left.
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