Double time hours for bullshit paid So I can sit out here, waste my life away Drag back home and drink my troubles away It's a damn shame what the world's gotten to For people like me, people like you Wish I could just wake up and it not be true But it is, oh it is, living in the middle
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ROFL
Thank you.
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Mark Manson
A woman walks behind you and it looks like she fully disappears. Do you know what I'm talking about? No. Watch this video. This is real. Take a look at this. And what was the highlight of the evening for you tonight? Um, Philip Seymour Hoffman winning for Best Actor for a Drama. Very good. Oh my God! That is my mom. That's my mom. Wait, what? That
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Charlie Chocolate
Hello. Are you looking for anything in particular? Oh no thanks, we're just browsing. God, no worries. Um, we'll just sing out if you need a hand. I'm sorry, could you ask your son to stop running around the store? Sorry. Oh no, he's fine, he's just playing. Uh, no. No, I'm sorry, I am going to have to ask you both to leave, please.
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Sophia Rich
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Joseph Mitchell
to you. Excuse me, Mrs. Bundy, but something horrible has happened to your husband. Uh, Marcy, can I call you back? She says no, and can you speak louder? There is some good news. He's alive. Well, how alive? Can he walk? Can he talk? Will he ever be able to work again? He's a shoe salesman, Mrs. Bundy. We could replace his brain with a sock full
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