Excuse me. Excuse me, sir? Yeah. You were late for pickup. Oh, I'm sorry. There was no parking spot. Daddy! Hey! Hey, little buddy. What's up? You were late for pickup. Yeah, I told you. I couldn't find a spot. I'm sorry. We don't accept excuses. It wasn't an excuse. Just what happened. Plus, I was only like two minutes late. Right, buddy? Have yo
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Mark Manson
I made a deal with the internet, and now I'm stuck running 1 million miles. Six months ago, I said I'd run 1 mile for every new subscriber I get. It was a joke, until it wasn't. Now, I owe over a million miles, and every follow makes it worse. I can't stop. I can't take it back. I've already run over 786 miles. My body's falling apart, my feet are
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Jeremy Jordan
не отлепляется мысли
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Sophia Rich
Oh dear God.
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Isabella Lewis
Okay, you gotta open it up
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Isabella Lewis
Hey, Quagmire! Quagmire! What? You busy right now? No, I got a hand free. What's up? Would you mind getting Loretta to sleep with you again? Possibly. In what context? Well, we're trying to make Cleveland see that she's no good and that he can't trust her. And if he catches you guys in the act, then... Oh, okay. No, no, okay. No, I'm with you now.
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