Girls always be saying, I deserve princess treatment. But I ain't never seen no f***ing princess in no history book that drank a bottle of Don Julio, threw ass at random people at the club. No, no, you're like a pirate. You get drunk, you talk shit, you travel the world, end up on beaches and random dudes boats. You're like a goddamn pirate. Take
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Joseph Mitchell
Rece Hunting Singer Alexander Harind
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Jeremy Jordan
What? I'm 67 years old. No. You're 17. You're from New Jersey. Your name is Tommy Porkchop Pucciano? My name is Seamus O'Sullivan. I'm a 67-year-old Irishman. So let me get this straight. When we would skip seventh period to sneak beers, you were what? Some old guy? Think about it. When you were drinking crappy beer, I was drinking... A glass of w
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Patricia Lee
I'm going to play the acid.
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Pour it in the fountain and just tuning in Atas~~ enter to Ramar läsamy
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Mama, take this right off of me Cause I can't use it anymore It's getting dark to the dark sea I feel I'm not on heaven's door Knock, knock, knock
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