Give me a trash bag to throw all this crap away. No, baby, it cannot be a white one, baby. I said the black trash bag. Why does it have to be black? Because the black ones are bigger. That's what she said. We're done. We're done for today.
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Patricia Lee
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Sophia Rich
Can I rub a little lotion on you? No, that's okay. Come on, seriously. Let me grease up your boobs. Boobs. Uh-uh. Hey, I have two children that are your age. Come on. Do they grease up your boobs? Oh, my God. Can I rub some lotion on you? No, I don't.
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Olivia Veqqie
all got his turn yea ho ....
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jojo9
Imma have more ¡yeah! vas be in a moment oooooooooo oh
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Agni Gauss
Where are you coming from? Vermont. But we don't have any pot to declare like at all, so... Like, no point even looking. Papers? Passports. Reason for visiting the States? I was visiting my friend. And who are you? I'm the friend. We were both looking for me, but I was in the car the whole time, so he couldn't find me. And what's with the smoke?
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