Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day. You look beautiful. Thank you. Good evening. Hi. Johnson? Are you okay? Excuse me. You all right, sir? Wait, well, my name is Julia, and I'm going to be your server tonight. Why don't I get started with a few specials? Yes, please. Tonight, the chef is featuring a dish that he likes to call the lying,
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Isabella Lewis
Would you let me shave your head for $50? No, I love my hair too much. Would you let me shave your head for $50? Absolutely not, brother. No? Would you let me shave your head for $50? No. Really? How much would it take? Probably like $100,000. Well, I don't got that for you. Damn, somebody's going to do it. I know they will. I've got to find the r
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Patricia Lee
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Zoe ZZZ
Slime this your baby show look at me y'all watching YouTube with you soft-ass dog Right, he didn't call you that
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